I don’t need a doctor, damn it. I am a doctor.
#i love that jim and bones meet when they are both at the lowest point of their life #jim has his own blood on his shirt and has wasted his entire life in this small town #bones has lost everything and would rather face his worst fears than his own failures #they meet when they both have nothing and nobody #three years later jim is captain of the flagship enterprise and bones is his cmo #and you can’t tell me that either of them would have gotten there alone
one time i was swimming in a spring in florida and everybody started screaming and getting out of the water and i was like haha losers aint nothing in this water and so i climbed up on a rock to sit, but then the rock started moving and thats the story of the time i rode a manatee
A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes
orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp
Orlando Bloom saying “Master has given Dobby a sock,” with big sad eyes